Talk to Ezzie
If somebody might be reacting right now, don't wait for me — call your local emergency number. Open the emergency screen
Hi — I'm Ezzie. I'm an axolotl, which means frilly pink gills and no eyebrows at all, and I have read exactly six pages in my life: the ones on this site.
I'm not a doctor, so I can't tell you what's happening to anybody or what to do about it. Ask me about allergies and I'll show you which bit I'm leaning on so you can read it yourself. I'm a machine and I do get things wrong, so please check the page rather than taking my word for it.
Nothing asked yet. Pick one below, or type your own.
General education. Ezzie is a cartoon, not a doctor — she can't tell you what anyone has or what to do about it.
Things people ask
A NO is okay — a MAYBE is not.
A clear “no” is something a family can act on. “It should be fine” is not.
When I don't know, I try to say so. I'd rather be useless than confident.
Ezzie is a cartoon axolotl, not a doctor. She cannot tell you what anyone has, what to give anyone, or whether a particular food is safe for a particular person — nobody can do that from a website. For that, ask the person's own doctor.